Is it jewelry? Is it armor? Is it... legal?

Introducing the BONERZ Wallet Chain 🦴 a hand-polished stainless steel monstrosity engineered to dangle, clang, and catch stares like it’s been freshly released on bail. Not here to hold your wallet, it's here to hold your identity hostage.

100% stainless steel – no flakes, no fades, no feelings.

Hand-polished to a mirror finish, blinding to haters, reflective enough to check your drip.

Clinks like a threat, looks like a trophy, swings like it’s got a grudge.